By Monique Marcil
Welcome to the first installment of my Guide to Children’s Programming, which provides summaries and parental ratings for each show. I’ve also included my own ratings that are based on educational value, quality and originality of the story lines, appeal for the whole family, and associated online content at http://home.disney.go.com/tv/.
American Dragon: Jake Long TV-G
This action-comedy series is about an Asian-American skaterboy in New York who possesses the mystical powers of the American Dragon. It’s his responsibility to guard all magical creatures living secretly on earth from the nasty gadget-wielding Huntsclan and other threats. Jake also must deal with school and his crush on Rose, a classmate with a secret identity of her own. He is aided by tomboy Trixie and dim-witted Spud, as well as his ancient talking dog Fu and wise ex-warrior Grandfather. His 7-year-old sister, Haley, is a gifted student with her own budding dragon powers.
Jake’s mother is Chinese and his father is Caucasian, and it’s good to see a hero of mixed heritage. The series also appeals to urban kids through the language Jake and his friends use.
Online activities: games, customized printables, quiz, e-mails to characters, poll, clips
Rating: A
Next airing: 11/26 at 1 p.m.
As the Bell Rings Unrated
The action all happens in the five minutes in the hallway between classes. Each episode takes place in front of the hallway window and starts and ends with the class bell ringing. The main characters are Charlotte, a singer and musician with a crush on Danny; Danny, a heartthrob with a crush on Charlotte; Tiffany, the not-too-bright object of Skipper’s affection; Toejam, who’s cool and rational who likes Brooke; Brooke, an opinionated brain who suspects Toejam’s feelings; and Skipper, who’s funny and always planning something.
An interesting and original concept, but it’s hard to really care about characters you spend so little time with.
Online activities: video intro, bios, poll, theme song
Rating: C
Next airing: not listed
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers TV-Y
Kaley Cuoco of CBS’ new prime-time series “The Big Bang Theory” (and formerly “8 Simple Rules”) voices pampered pooch Brandy, who is unhappily stranded in the Amazon rain forest with free-spirited rabbit Mr. Whiskers. She wants nothing to do with him, and he is determined to be her friend. They make the best of the situation with the help of Lola Boa, a reasonable but easily rattled snake; Ed, an easygoing river otter; bickering twin toucans Cherly and Meryl; Gaspar de Gecko, a sneaky boss who gets others to do the work; and stickbug Margo, who’s cool, stuck-up and jaded.
The sophisticated humor makes it entertaining for all ages.
Rating: A-
Online activities: games, quiz, poll, theme song, bios, slideshow, e-mails to characters, messenger icons, wallpaper
Next airing: 11/23 at 3:30 a.m.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command TV-G
Patrick Warburton of the CBS prime-time series “Rules of Engagement” takes over the voice of the famed space ranger known for bravery and heroism in this series based on the movies “Toy Story” and “Toy Story 2.” Buzz keeps the universe safe from baddies Emperor Zurg and Warp Darkmatter with the help of fellow Star Command Rangers Mira Nova, Booster and XR.
There’s nothing new here, but XR is especially entertaining in story lines that successfully spoof “Star Trek” and “Star Wars.”
Online activities: character bios, e-mails to characters
Rating: C
Next airing: 11/23 at 2 a.m.
The Buzz on Maggie TV-G
Maggie Pesky is a fun-loving tween fly who loves funky fashion, extreme music, and her family and friends. She lives with her parents, popular jock brother Aldrin, younger brother Pupert, and baby sis Bella in the metropolis of Stickyfeet, where her individuality causes problems with more conventional insects. Luckily her hip best friend Rayna is on her side, unlike Dawn, a pretty phoney who doesn’t fool Maggie.
This series explores being yourself vs. part of the crowd with the same sense of fun as the current theatrical hit “Bee Movie.”
Online activities: videos, game, quiz, e-mails to characters, poll, messenger icons, wallpaper, photos, character bios
Rating: B+
Next airing: 11/23 at 4 a.m.
Cory in the House TV-G
Kyle Massey reprises his role as money-obsessed Cory Baxter in this spin-off of “That’s So Raven.” Cory lives in the staff quarters of the White House with his dad, who’s now the president’s personal chef, and attends an exclusive Washington school with kids whose parents are ambassadors and politicians. It’s a big adjustment for Cory, and his struggles to avoid trouble while attempting to fit in with the first family and his classmates are the basis of the show.
Cory has a unique concept, including a president who’s a single parent. Unfortunately, it suffers from predictable and unrealistic story lines. It’s Jason Dolley’s hilarious performance as Newt Livingston the Fourth, the not-too-bright son of a senator and supreme court chief justice that makes Cory worth watching.
Online activities: games, quiz, theme song, messenger icons, wallpaper, clips and full episodes, e-mails to characters
Rating: C+
Next airing: 11/26 at 3 p.m.
Dave the Barbarian TV-Y
WWE superstar John Cena voices Dave, a barbarian who’s more interested in gourmet cooking and origami than conquering new lands. Little sister Fang got the smashing-things gene, and older sister Princess Candy would rather be at the mall than in charge. Their parents, Throktar and tiny Glimia, the King and Queen of Udrogoth, are away fighting evil but can be reached by crystal ball. Fun supporting characters include Uncle Oswidge, a sorcerer whose best trick is making food disappear; Faffy, a miniature pet fire-breathing dragon; Lula, a powerful, ancient and annoying mystic weapon; Twinkle the Marvel Horse; and evil Chuckles the pig.
Both villains and heroes bumble through to a happy ending each episode, and parents may notice Twinkle the Marvel Horse’s voice and speech patterns are based on actor Christopher Walken.
Online activities: games, bios, quiz, e-mail to characters, polls, music video, photos, messenger icons, wallpaper
Rating: C-
Next airing: 11/25 at 4 a.m.
Emperor’s New School TV-G
Based on the movie, this series finds spoiled emperor-to-be Kuzco attending a school named after him and living with a kind family until he can move into the palace. His friends are Malina, a smart and beautiful cheerleader who keeps him grounded, and Yata, a vegetarian waitress who talks nonstop. The scary Yzma wants to be empress, so she’s disguised herself as Principal Amzy and concocts all sorts of evil in a secret lab everyone knows about.
Kuzco does not set a good example by lying and stealing to get ahead. However, like Shrek, this show appeals to parents with pop culture references that will go over most kids’ heads. For example, when the school puts on a show, the auditions include students channeling Don Ho, Devo and Dolly Parton. Eartha Kitt plays the evil Yzma with a great sense of humor.
Online activities: Games, photos, poll, theme song, e-mails to characters, previews, messenger icons, wallpaper
Rating: C-
Next airing: 11/26 at 2 p.m.
Hannah Montana TV-G
Fourteen-year-old Miley Stewart moved from Tennessee to Malibu with her songwriter dad and older brother. She faces all the usual academic and social challenges of high school while also living a secret double life as pop star Hannah Montana, who travels the world and entertains fans with songs written by her dad.
Miley and her dad are played by real-life daughter and father Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus, who bring humor and heart to their roles. The premise is a bit fantastic, but the characters and situations are relatable. And the music will be stuck in your head for days no matter what your age.
Online activities: games, quiz, slide show, icons, clips and full episodes, e-mails to characters, calendar, messenger icons, wallpaper
Rating: A
Next airing: 11/25 at 7 p.m.
Kim Possible TV-G
After years of fighting evil as friends, Kim and Ron are a Super Agent Super Couple and high-school seniors trying to juggle being normal teen-agers with saving the planet from supervillians.
This show combines action and comedy with irony, subtlety and satire, making it one of the sharpest and most quotable shows on television. Kim can do anything and stays true to herself. What more could the parents of an adolescent girl ask for in a TV role model?
Online activities: games, quizzes, music, slideshow, messenger icons, wallpaper, clips and full episodes, e-mails to characters, Villainster blogs, comments and bios
Rating: A+
Next airing: 11/26 at 1:30 p.m.
Life With Derek TV-Y7
Casey is a smart, outgoing and slightly dramatic 15-year-old whose mother has remarried. Now she’s part of a newly blended family with her sister, stepsister and two stepbrothers, one of whom is a handful named Derek. Derek is rebellious and a bit spoiled, but deep down he’s a softie. Casey also must adjust to a new school and new friends.
The number of blended families continue to grow each year, but despite the popularity of “The Brady Bunch,” few shows reflect this reality. This show deserves credit for giving kids in this situation characters and situations to which they can relate.
Online activities: slideshow, theme song, poll
Rating: B+
Next airing: 12/1 at 4 p.m.
Lilo and Stitch the Series TV-G
Based on the hit movie “Lilo and Stitch,” this series finds Lilo and her reformed alien friend Stitch hunting down Dr. Jumba Jookiba’s other 625 experimental creatures. In each episode they convince the creature being good is better, find them a home, and learn a lesson in the process.
The story lines are predictable, but the irrepressible Stitch remains irresistible. As one of the few flawed lead characters in Disney history, he makes messes kids and parents can relate to.
Online activities: games, polls, e-mails to characters, profiles of experiments, photos, postcards, messenger icons, wallpaper
Rating: B
Next airing: 11/26 at 12 p.m.
Phil of the Future TV-Y7
Phil Diffy is a teen-ager from the year 2121 stuck in the past with his sister and parents. The only person outside the family who knows is Phil’s new best friend, Keely, who helps him adjust to life in the early 21st century, But the more comfortable Phil gets, the harder it will be to leave when his dad eventually fixes their time machine.
Futuristic gadgets give Phil a dose of James Bond cool, but the story lines are full of science-fiction cliches.
Online activities: games, messenger icons, wallpaper, slideshow, quiz, e-mails to characters
Rating: C
Next airing: 12/1 at 3 p.m.
Phineas and Ferb Unrated
Phineas and Ferb are stepbrothers who spend their summer vacation doing creative things with items commonly found around the house. Phineas is a curious dreamer while Ferb is a silent man of action. They have a pet platypus, Perry, who they do not know is a secret agent. Isabella is their resourceful friend who helps them avoid older sister Candace, a tattletale with a huge crush on fast-food worker Jeremy.
This series doesn’t premiere until 2008 but previews look promising. Guest voices range from Malcolm McDowell to Vicki Lawrence to Evander Holyfield.
Online activities: games, poll, Canadace blog, games, theme song, videos and video creation, e-mails to characters, clips
Rating: TBD
Next airing: 11/23 at 7:45
The Proud Family TV-G
Fourteen-year-old Penny Proud lives with her strict but loving parents, mischievous younger twin siblings Cece and Bebe, and hard-core, supercool grandmother Suga Mama, who is the only one who really understands her. She gets by with the help of best friend Dijonay, who has a crush on the smooth Sticky, geeky Zoey and sometimes the slippery LaCienega.
Unlike many series featuring black characters, this one puts black culture front and center and pokes fun at some of the stereotypes. Black artists and performers make guest appearances.
Online activities: games, animated shorts, animated family album, animated music video, quiz, screensaver, wallpaper, e-mails to characters
Rating: A-
Next airing: 11/23 at 3 a.m.
The Replacements TV-G
This animated series is about a tween brother and sister with the enviable ability to replace any adult in their life with one phone call. Their adopted parents are an American stuntman and a British super spy, and they life in a typical town with the real star of the show: C. A. R., a cool talking car.
The idea of being able to easily and inexpensively improve your life is undeniably appealing to kids and adult alike. But as in real life, the results in the show are not always expected, and a humorous life lesson is played out in each episode.
Online activities: games, quiz, theme song, slideshow, messenger icons, wallpaper, clips and full episodes, e-mails to characters
Rating: A
Next airing: 11/26 at 2:30 p.m.
Shaun the Sheep TV-G
In this series from the creators of Wallace and Gromit, Shaun is an optimistic and naive sheep who does his own thing instead of following the flock. Unfortunately, that often leads to chaos despite the best efforts of sheepdog Bitzer. who just wants peace and quiet and tries to keep the oblivious farmer from discovering what’s really going on.
Although short and simple, the story lines are smart and funny. Rounding out the barnyard are the naughty pigs, who are greedy, unpleasant and interfering; Timmy, a cute baby lamb who always needs to be rescued; the rest of the sheep, who follow Shaun blindly; and Shirley, a huge and hungry sheep who lends heft to the proceedings.
Online activities: games, singalong, wallpaper, screensaver, clips, printable color-ins, face masks and activity pack
Rating: A
Next airing: not listed
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody TV-Y7-FV
Zack and Cody are 14-year-old twins who live with their mom in a luxury hotel in Boston where she works as a lounge singer. The hotel is a playground for the brothers, and their mom and the staff work overtime trying to keep them out of mischief.
The hotel setting inspires fresh story lines and characters, and actors Dylan and Cole Sprouse have great energy. But it’s Ashley Tisdale and Adrian R’Mante who steal the show as a gift shop clerk and bell boy, respectively.
Online activities: games, quiz, music, slideshow, clips and full episodes, e-mails to characters, printable doorhanger, messenger icons, wallpaper
Rating: A-
Next airing: 11/26 at 7:30 p.m.
That’s So Raven TV-G
Raven is a psychic teen-ager whose 5-second visions of the near future are always getting her and her family and friends in trouble.
Star Raven-Symone goes for the laughs with physical comedy and willingness to look silly in a seemingly limitless supply of embarrassing situations. The writing is funnier than most tween shows, and Raven helps promote a positive body image for girls who aren’t stick thin.
Online activities: games, slideshow, clips and full episodes, e-mails to characters, printable stickers, book labels and locker poster
Rating: A-
Next airing: 12/1 at 2 p.m.
Wizards of Waverly Place – TV-G
The three Russo siblings are secretly wizards in training preparing for a test that will determine which of them gets to keep their powers when they grow up. They live in New York with their parents, who own a restaurant. Their dad also teaches wizard class, making it harder to get away with using magic on each other without getting busted.
Magic fans will like this fun show, which has appealing actors and interesting if not original writing.
Online activities: games, quiz, tour of the Wizard Lair, music, slideshow, messenger icons, wallpaper, clips and full episodes, e-mails to characters
Rating: B-
Next airing: 11/23 at 8:30 p.m.
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